December 2008
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Never In 22 Years
While I was brushing my teeth today, a teardrop of toothpaste slipped out of my mouth and landed on the knee of my new(ish) jeans. I’m not especially pissed off that this happened, because I can’t believe that this is due to negligence on my part; my reasoning being that in 22 years of twice daily teeth-brushing, this has never happened to me once.  So now I am sitting in boxer...
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EVERY 30 gig Zune died last night →
tmblg: implodr: marco: (via jeffbaum) This is hilarious. A software bug made every 30GB-model Zune crash last night at 2 AM, and they won’t reboot properly. edit: I’m still laughing about this a half-hour later. The various comments everywhere are hilarious.
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“Had a dream last night that SJ wanted me to create the perfect donut holes for...”
– This tweet basically sums up 2008 for me. Twitter / Robert S Andersen (via tmblg)
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“The U.S. Powerball lottery drawing of the 30 March 2005 game produced an...”
– Fortune cookie - Wikipedia (via nickdouglas)
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Vote TMBLG for Best Design and Best Designer →
willw: Expand my bross’s (brother+boss) ego! Vote TMBLG. PS: Heather hates orphans. Matt exclusively uses IE6. It’s all true. 
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“The more I practice, the luckier I get.”
– Ben Hogan
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