Jun 25 2008
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“ Euro Cup semifinals are this week, and tonight’s the first of two matchups, featuring Germany versus Turkey. I’m not going to watch this because I live on St. Clair, so instead I have the handy alternative of just waiting to hear if people start honking their horns insanely. If they do, Turkey won. If not, Germany. Nobody honks their horns when the Germans win. Germans don’t honk their horns when the Germans win; that would be undisciplined and inefficient.
— Torontoist’s Televisualist (June 23rd edition)