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Weird Al Yankovic - “I Lost on Jeopardy” I used to...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 19:18:20 -0400

Weird Al Yankovic - “I Lost on Jeopardy”

I used to love Weird Al so much as a kid, particularly this song and video. I don’t know what it is about his stuff, but his parodies have more staying power than the songs they’re mocking. Never stop, Al.

"Wall Street got drunk, that’s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras. It..."

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 16:30:18 -0400

““Wall Street got drunk, that’s one of the reasons I asked you to turn off the TV cameras. It got drunk and now it’s got a hangover. The question is how long will it sober up and not try to do all these fancy financial instruments.””

- George W. Bush, on the current state of the economy

"Obama dropping hints about ‘Barrackuda’ nickname"

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:12:14 -0400

“Obama dropping hints about ‘Barrackuda’ nickname”

- The Onion’s news ticker, where I get most of my laughs

willw: tmblg: lukees: Now that I’ve been using Firefox 3...

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 14:03:31 -0400

willw:

tmblg:

lukees:

Now that I’ve been using Firefox 3 fulltime, I’ve found I only turn to Safari for porn, thanks to it’s Private Browsing feature (located in the Safari menu in case you’re curious).

The question is, what kind of porn merits being hidden even from oneself.

The Onion presents: The Legacy of George W. Bush

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 00:16:07 -0400

The Onion presents: The Legacy of George W. Bush

I'm Awsome

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:37:49 -0400

I'm Awsome:

dears:

(via Candleblog)

This was on the front page of the Lexington, South Carolina...

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 16:17:54 -0400

This was on the front page of the Lexington, South Carolina newspaper back when I was there in April.

Long Awkward Pose

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 13:20:22 -0400

Long Awkward Pose :

dears:

This so mean and awesome. Let’s make a deal right now to never do this to each other.

topherchris:

It’s simple, really. People look foolish when posing for a picture. So tell your loved ones you would like to take their photo… then secretly videotape them the whole time.

via BuzzFeed